Brattleboro, Vermont

DISQUALIFIED.      

You might be in a liberal small town if:
A) The aging hippie on the sidewalk is sporting a pony tail, tie-dyed shirt and sandals and carrying a placard that reads 'Bush is a Communist'.
B) He is standing between a natural whole foods store and a vegan restaurant.
C) The best selling item in the vegan restaurant is the organic carrot alfalfa sprout hummus sandwich.
D) There are at least two women in the restaurant breast feeding their babies.
If you answered ALL OF THE ABOVE, you are in Brattleboro, Vermont.